About Brandon

He is a typical caffeine-dependent, irresistibly attractive biker nerd, analog at birth and digital by design, born at a very young age. Big flashy things are destined to have his name written all over them. Well… not yet, but give him time and a crayon. He has a love-hate relationship with the Oxford comma and has nearly perfected the "dad-bod" along with the dad jokes to accompany it!

He enjoys all sorts of music, movies, theater, plotting world domination, gardening, cooking, time travel, household chores, motorcycles, quantum mechanics, animals, and entertaining. Covered mostly in tattoos and skin, one wouldn't notice the ink when he's dressed in slacks and a t-shirt. As an IT professional, he keeps them well within the t-shirt line.

Family holds great significance for him. His blood family is quite small - comprising a mother and sister since his father passed away a few years back. He relocated his mother from New Jersey when his father passed. However, he boasts a vast motorcycle family that is as close-knit as blood relatives. He is a member of a tight-knit MC, comprised solely of firefighters and emergency workers, along with a few others whom he regards as brothers and sisters.

His second favorite thing in the world is to do, try, experience, or taste something new for the first time. His absolute favorite thing is to introduce someone else to a novel experience or flavor. He cooks extensively, having learned the art in an Italian restaurant in New Jersey. He is also an avid gardener and prefers to use his fresh produce and herbs whenever possible. Everything he makes is from scratch, and much of it comes straight from his garden.

He is goofy, silly, and unpredictably random. When donned in his biker gear, he resembles a fearsome Viking, leaving people uncertain whether he's serious, joking, or downright mad. After all, what's the point of adulthood if one can't be childish now and then?

His thoughts are transparent, and he's as blunt as a cinderblock. A natural problem-solver, he doesn't linger on the unchangeable but focuses on actionable solutions. Stressful situations don't faze him; he breaks down big problems into smaller, manageable parts and addresses them individually. While driven by logic over emotion, he does care and feel deeply but generally processes these emotions internally, seldom showing them externally.

Across the vast expanse of the universe, with its warp drives and wormhole refractors, he believes the most crucial thing one needs is a hand to hold.

Interesting Facts:

  • He is "technically" a Scottish Lord - He bought a square foot of floor in a 1400's Scottish castle as a fundraiser to help restore it. "Technically," as a landowner of a 14th-century Scottish castle, he is allowed to use the title "Laird" or "Lord". He will not hesitate to use this to curry favor among the common-folk. He will answer to "My Lord"
  • He never ignores coincidence. Unless, of course, he's busy, in which case, he always ignores coincidence.
  • He speaks Pig-Latin fluently and a little Klingon.
  • All photos of him ever taken were of when he was younger.
  • He is originally from NJ - He has no accent unless he is excited about something.
  • He was born at a very young age.
  • He can juggle.
  • He rides a 2021 Indian Roadmaster Dark Horse
  • He can run at sub-light speeds.
  • An amateur blacksmith.
  • Certified as a Storm Spotter for the county and operates a Ham Radio.
  • He looks amazing in a kilt.
  • He gardens - He raises his own vegetables and herbs.
  • His Amazon cart is a collection of unfulfilled desires.
  • He can turn invisible when nobody's looking.
  • He can cook - He means REALLY cook, all from scratch. Pasta starts with flour and egg, not a box!

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What He Seeks in a Partner

He knows what he's looking for in a partner, and it's not a secret.

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"Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain what they did." - Brandon M. Trube


Discover the intriguing world of a Scottish Lord who's more at home on a roaring motorcycle than in a castle. An aficionado of DIY, a connoisseur of home-cooked meals, and a guardian of traditional values, he defies stereotypes at every turn. From his love for whiskey and Guinness to his expertise in emergency preparedness, get an unparalleled look into the life of a man who is as complex as he is straightforward. Uncover his personal goals, pet peeves, and what he seeks in a partner. Expect the unexpected; he's not your run-of-the-mill biker, blacksmith, or IT professional. Welcome to a narrative that's as multifaceted as the man himself. - Brandon M. Trube, Husband, Programmer, Trube Technologies, Fire & Iron MC, Anorak, Training Officer, KDØHTI, Sedgwick County Emergency Management, Blacksmith, Central States Metal Artisans, Lord, Dunans Castle, Minister, Santa Claus, Motorcycle Club, Emergency Communications, RACES, ACS, Yule, Odin, Jólfaðr, Sleipnir, Ravens, Huginn, Muninn, Reindeer, Workshop, North Pole, Web Design, Web Hosting, Software Development, Metalwork, Scottish Laird, Wedding Officiant, Christmas, Traditions, Norse Mythology, Community Service, Volunteer, Emergency Response,