Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis for a reason." - Brandon M. Trube

"You can put off anything except procrastination. You must always procrastinate immediately." - Brandon M. Trube

"You can put off anything except procrastination. You must always procrastinate immediately!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Always be alert. If you can't be alert, be amazing or be annoyed because if there's anything this world needs it's more lerts, mazings, and noids." - Brandon M. Trube

"I practice engineered laziness. I will put in three times the effort to be able to do half the work." - Brandon M. Trube

"My laughing face and serious face are a micro-muscle twitch apart, so no one every really knows if I am serious, kidding, or crazy." - Brandon M. Trube

"Bat-shit crazy is my favorite flavor! We should get together for coffee, take over a small village, get married, or something sometime!" - Brandon M. Trube

" I find relaxation to be completely exhausting. I once relaxed so hard I had to take three breaks." - Brandon M. Trube

"The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which you forget why you walked into a room." - Brandon M. Trube

"If you're not going to whole-ass it, don't bother showing up." - Brandon M. Trube

Prepare to delve into the linguistic labyrinth of Brandon, a master of the spoken and written word. Navigate the nuances of communication with a man who treats every conversation as an art form. It's more than just words; it's the alchemy of human interaction. Ready to explore? Stay tuned. - Brandon M. Trube, Husband, Programmer, Trube Technologies, Fire & Iron MC, Anorak, Training Officer, KDØHTI, Sedgwick County Emergency Management, Blacksmith, Central States Metal Artisans, Lord, Dunans Castle, Minister, Santa Claus, Motorcycle Club, Emergency Communications, RACES, ACS, Yule, Odin, Jólfaðr, Sleipnir, Ravens, Huginn, Muninn, Reindeer, Workshop, North Pole, Web Design, Web Hosting, Software Development, Metalwork, Scottish Laird, Wedding Officiant, Christmas, Traditions, Norse Mythology, Community Service, Volunteer, Emergency Response,