Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code!" - Brandon M. Trube

"I think I'm going to start a reverse OnlyFans, where I send inappropriate photos of myself to my family and friends until they pay a subscription for me to stop." - Brandon M. Trube

"The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which you forget why you walked into a room." - Brandon M. Trube

"The human body is amazing—it’s the only machine that wears out faster the harder you try to maintain it." - Brandon M. Trube

"I practice engineered laziness. I will put in three times the effort to be able to do half the work." - Brandon M. Trube

"Now I have twice as much nothing as I never had before. I plan to double that tomorrow." - Brandon M. Trube

"The quickest way to succeed is to fail as often and as quickly as possible." - Brandon M. Trube

"Back in the day (I believe it was Wednesday) . . ." - Brandon M. Trube

"Somewhere in a parallel dimension, there’s a version of you who remembers to charge their phone before it dies." - Brandon M. Trube

"Being an adult loses its meaning if you can't occasionally embrace your inner child." - Brandon M. Trube