Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"Always be alert. If you can't be alert, be amazing or be annoyed because if there's anything this world needs it's more lerts, mazings, and noids." - Brandon M. Trube

"The only thing worse than being wrong is being right and no one listening." - Brandon M. Trube

"Back in the day (I believe it was Wednesday) . . ." - Brandon M. Trube

"Never put off procrastinating today what you can procrastinate putting off tomorrow, because why rush to delay now when you can take your time delaying later?" - Brandon M. Trube

"The human body is amazing—it’s the only machine that wears out faster the harder you try to maintain it." - Brandon M. Trube

"I'm so exhausted I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow." - Brandon M. Trube

"That will go over like a fart in a spacesuit!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Now I have twice as much nothing as I never had before. I plan to double that tomorrow." - Brandon M. Trube

"Engineered Laziness – The act of putting in significant effort upfront to automate, optimize, or streamline tasks, ultimately reducing future work and maximizing efficiency."

     "I practice engineered laziness—I’ll put in three times the effort now so I only have to do half the work later." - Brandon M. Trube

"I think I'm going to start a reverse OnlyFans, where I send inappropriate photos of myself to my family and friends until they pay a subscription for me to stop." - Brandon M. Trube