Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"I'm not lazy; I just believe in conserving energy for when it matters most—like napping." - Brandon M. Trube
"I would like to invite you to be successful elsewhere!" - Brandon M. Trube
"Engineered Laziness – The act of putting in significant effort upfront to automate, optimize, or streamline tasks, ultimately reducing future work and maximizing efficiency."

     "I practice engineered laziness—I’ll put in three times the effort now so I only have to do half the work later." - Brandon M. Trube
"Copy-and-Paste was programmed by programmers for programmers actually." - Brandon M. Trube
"Back in the day (I believe it was Wednesday) . . ." - Brandon M. Trube
"Being logical doesn't mean you're devoid of emotions; it means you're adept at not letting your feelings hijack your judgment." - Brandon M. Trube
"Looking at the stars and thinking we’re alone is optimistic; looking around Earth and thinking we’re the smartest is delusional." - Brandon M. Trube
"Copy-and-Paste was programmed by programmers for programmers." - Brandon M. Trube
"Computers are fast; programmers keep them slow." - Brandon M. Trube
"Being logical doesn't mean you're devoid of emotions; it means you're adept at not letting your feelings hijack your judgment." - Brandon M. Trube
"It’s comforting to think the universe is teeming with intelligent life. It’s terrifying to think they might be avoiding us out of sheer disappointment." - Brandon M. Trube


Prepare to delve into the linguistic labyrinth of Brandon, a master of the spoken and written word. Navigate the nuances of communication with a man who treats every conversation as an art form. It's more than just words; it's the alchemy of human interaction. Ready to explore? Stay tuned. - Brandon M. Trube, Husband, Programmer, Trube Technologies, Fire & Iron MC, Anorak, Training Officer, KDØHTI, Sedgwick County Emergency Management, Blacksmith, Central States Metal Artisans, Lord, Dunans Castle, Minister, Santa Claus, Motorcycle Club, Emergency Communications, RACES, ACS, Yule, Odin, Jólfaðr, Sleipnir, Ravens, Huginn, Muninn, Reindeer, Workshop, North Pole, Web Design, Web Hosting, Software Development, Metalwork, Scottish Laird, Wedding Officiant, Christmas, Traditions, Norse Mythology, Community Service, Volunteer, Emergency Response,