Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"The thing about tradition is that it needs to evolve. Honor the past, but don't be shackled by it." - Brandon M. Trube

"Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Brandon M. Trube

"Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Brandon M. Trube

"That will go over like a fart in a spacesuit!" - Brandon M. Trube

"I would like to invite you to be successful elsewhere!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brandon M. Trube

"You can put off anything except procrastination. You must always procrastinate immediately." - Brandon M. Trube

"I'm not lazy; I just believe in conserving energy for when it matters most—like napping." - Brandon M. Trube

"Copy-and-Paste was programmed by programmers for programmers actually." - Brandon M. Trube

"Bat-shit crazy is my favorite flavor! We should get together for coffee, take over a small village, get married, or something sometime!" - Brandon M. Trube