Cunning Linguist

In a world of tweets and texts, Brandon stands as a linguistic anomaly. A lover of language and etymology, he delves deep into words' roots and their impact on human interaction. Brandon balances bluntness with thoughtfulness, ensuring his words are sharp yet never crass.

Years of management and meaningful conversations have honed his communication skills. Brandon tailors his words to each audience, aiming for connection, humor, or thought. For him, communication is alchemy—transforming moments and relationships with the magic of words.

See some of Brandon's Interesting Words - Dive into the fascinating world of words—where they come from, how they evolve, and what they really mean. Are you speaking the same language?

Check out his favorite Misunderstood Idioms - Uncover the surprising origins of common idioms and you'll never see these phrases the same way again. Ready for a linguistic journey?

10 Random Trubeisms

"I have a love-hate relationship with the Oxford comma." - Brandon M. Trube

"99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Back in the day (I believe it was Wednesday) . . ." - Brandon M. Trube

"I'm so exhausted I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow." - Brandon M. Trube

"Now I have twice as much nothing as I never had before. I plan to double that tomorrow." - Brandon M. Trube

"I can run at sub-light speeds!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis for a reason." - Brandon M. Trube

"The issue with computers is that they're highly advanced simpletons. They'll execute your commands with remarkable efficiency, even if those instructions are self-destructive." - Brandon M. Trube

"I have a superpower; I am invisible when no one is looking!" - Brandon M. Trube

"Always code as if the person who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Brandon M. Trube